@ 2009-01-12 – 11:37:32
I had to go and do it
Just had to have a try
I'm going away on holiday
Yes I'm going to have to fly
I thought it would be easy
My daughter does it fine
Hers turns out alright you see
And thought that so would mine
I followed the instructions
I read each tiny word
I sprayed it as it told me
Never dreamt would be absurd
But now you see I'm streaking
My skin is such a sight
Both legs are not the bronze I thought
But Orange lines, That's right.
la_spice
murphymole
Pro I might have to borrow them 
I was so careful too but the back of the legs are one colour and the front another. I have been scrubbing in the bath 
I have never done it before always had a natural tan but this year because not been at van much my legs were white. They are not now 
la_spice
murphymole
Pro He he I've looked
la_spice
I bet you've had a few extra visitors here today with that title!!!
murphymole
Pro Thought Id take a leaf out of The Mucky Woman's book
la_spice
Hey that's a good title for a book!
isadora101
Hehehehe...sorry for laughing.
No, i'm not sorry...after all you are going away on holiday while we are still here in grey old blighty...boo hoo 
murphymole
Pro I've still got a week of cold weather to get through first but I am looking forward to it
lostjohnny
Where are you going or it all imagination 
murphymole
Pro No I'm really going away and I've really made my legs streaky
lostjohnny
Not like bacon
murphymole
Pro No just orange striped legs
lostjohnny
Apparently ,"Fake Bake", is a good one 
murphymole
Pro I have never ever bothered before but just wanted a little colour on my legs so 'borrowed' some my daughter had left here probably my own fault for being tight and not buying new I expect it had *gone off* still I got a little colour just not quite what I wanted 
lostjohnny
It will all look good once you get to the sun.
Sorry about the spray.. You are OK as God intended ! x x
murphymole
Pro Thank you think I have learnt my lesson
Oh dear..i did tha once...
Try scrubbing them with salt to remove the tan..It may work xx
murphymole
Pro Had a scrub in the bath this morning and they don't look so bad now
love the poem....
Oh dear me! I know the sight so well
....I have never found one that did not leave me looking like a rotten tangerine
murphymole
Pro don't think I will try again
I gave up to....
I just have to learn to love my white chicken legs
theguyoverthefence
I hope your holiday is enjoyable and I am sure the flight will be just fine.
Send a card???
M
murphymole
Pro A virtual one maybe (it will be quicker than a postcard )
ravingmad
I tried it years ago, and ended up with orange streaks all over. Not tried it since, but last year my daughter gave me some to try, saying "things have moved on since you used it, honest, give it a try", so I tried it out on hubby's legs first, while he was asleep, and it didn't streak at all! Mind you he was a bit puzzled when he woke up with orange legs next morning. 
I threw the rest away!
murphymole
Pro Don't look so bad now but legs are sore from scrubbing
ravingmad
Use lots of moisturiser!
xx Susie
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Oops! I have some felt tip pens you can borrow!
Nice poem